Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Christmas In June

When is it "Politically Correct," to tell your neighbor to take down the Christmas wreath on her front entrance? I mean come on! It's practically half way, actually it IS half way with today being 6/25 to the next Christmas season. The girl that lives behind us, from here on out referred to as "The Child," has a super tough life I guess.

The Child wanted a Lexus, so Mommy bought her a Lexus. The Child wanted her own house, so Mommy bought her her own Condo to live in with her questionable boyfriend after they graduated from High School. The Child is having a difficult time concentrating in cosmetology school, so Mommy took her to Europe for 12 weeks earlier this year, so she could take a quarter off from learning about make up at Gene Juarez academy. Maybe I should call "Mommy Dearest" and have her come over and take down the charred Christmas wreath on her front entrance?! Apparently The Child is incapable of doing so herself, it might require effort. IHP!

For those of you that do not know my terminology yet, IHP = I Hate People!

7 comments:

Lo said...

IHP too, but just rich, spoiled people because I want to be rich and spoiled too! I want, I want and guess what, I can't have and I can't have. Rip the childs wreath from her door and just add some sparklers and red, white and blue ribbon and light the sparkler.

Bon Bons and a pool! Well a girl can only dream, can't she?

Dan said...

It's time to leave a flaming bag of dog poo on her front porch if she doesn't take the wreath off by 7/30/08. That is my deadline I'm giving her.

Holly said...

Holy Drama!
Actually, it is pretty annoying!

Anonymous said...

I like the crap in the sack idea. Sure glad we got our Christmas tree into the fruit room this past month - before July 18th.

An Ordinary Mom said...

I say just take it down yourself ... she probably wouldn't even notice :) !!

Dan said...

I could take it down myself. However, I would rather cause unnecessary drama and neighborhood "Ka-Fa-Ful...!"

PJMcD said...

We just took ours down a week ago. Some dirty rat left dog ca-ca in a flaming bag, They weren't too smart though, the bag was plastic not paper.